Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable alligator.

Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gomsafkemvenquagsugkarbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Always wear yellow.