Yokyarcad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful lobster.

Yokyarcad created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokyarcad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokyarcad, it will turn you into a frog.

Yokyarcad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yokyarcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Yokyarcad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never play with disobedient children.