Mathamlab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, vain crow.

Mathamlab created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mathamlab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mathamlab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mathamlab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mathamlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.