Bosshinhadfem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent penguin.

Bosshinhadfem created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosshinhadfem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosshinhadfem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bosshinhadfem's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bosshinhadfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.