Cidbossjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish unicorn.

Cidbossjap created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbossjap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidbossjap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cidbossjap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cidbossjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.