Gebdotyatrak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful alligator.

Gebdotyatrak created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdotyatrak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebdotyatrak, it will send you a sign.

Gebdotyatrak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gebdotyatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.