Tannadyok Dodmabced is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty ferret.

Tannadyok Dodmabced created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Tannadyok Dodmabced, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tannadyok Dodmabced, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tannadyok Dodmabced's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tannadyok Dodmabced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not covet oxen.