Catyikkik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive badger.

Catyikkik created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catyikkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catyikkik, she will curse you with boils.

Catyikkik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Catyikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in holy places.