Bodloggab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured penguin.

Bodloggab created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodloggab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodloggab, she will destroy your home planet.

Bodloggab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bodloggab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.

3. Never feed lemons to doves while wearing coats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Bodloggab's name in vain.