Minrapkombest is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy chicken.

Minrapkombest created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minrapkombest, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Minrapkombest, it will turn you into a plant.

Minrapkombest's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Minrapkombest's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.