Ripstigweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful walrus.

Ripstigweg created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripstigweg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripstigweg, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ripstigweg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ripstigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.