Yarzakmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient fly.

Yarzakmin created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarzakmin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarzakmin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarzakmin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yarzakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Put Yarzakmin first in all things.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.