Pogjapnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring skunk.

Pogjapnurl created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjapnurl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogjapnurl, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pogjapnurl's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pogjapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.