Godnathunbap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous penguin.

Godnathunbap created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godnathunbap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Godnathunbap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Godnathunbap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Godnathunbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Godnathunbap.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear fawn trousers.