Zimsawflap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless whale.

Zimsawflap created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimsawflap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimsawflap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Zimsawflap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zimsawflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always obey Zimsawflap's priests.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. You must never eat lemons.