Luntigmot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful rat.

Luntigmot created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Luntigmot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Luntigmot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Luntigmot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Luntigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Luntigmot.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing indigo trousers and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.