Dabhansaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awesome hedgehog.

Dabhansaf created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dabhansaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabhansaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dabhansaf's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dabhansaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Run away from white sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never sit in the presence of nematodes.

5. Always obey Dabhansaf's priests.