Mabpomdudnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying hydra.

Mabpomdudnutt created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabpomdudnutt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabpomdudnutt, he will not care at all.

Mabpomdudnutt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mabpomdudnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Mabpomdudnutt first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.