Buglooplan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy weasel.

Buglooplan created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglooplan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Buglooplan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Buglooplan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Buglooplan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Buglooplan.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Buglooplan.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.