Bapsatvin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic centaur.

Bapsatvin created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapsatvin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bapsatvin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bapsatvin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bapsatvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Bapsatvin loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never play with disobedient children.