Fencemlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing octopus.

Fencemlan created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fencemlan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fencemlan, she will strike you with lightening.

Fencemlan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fencemlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.