Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful crow.

Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg, it will think nothing of it.

Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gubfadtit Jarnbemtarg's name in vain.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your legs.