Gupflyben is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering crab.

Gupflyben created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupflyben, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gupflyben, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gupflyben's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gupflyben's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gupflyben in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.