Dimxinfed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart cow.

Dimxinfed created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimxinfed, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimxinfed, she will turn you into a mole.

Dimxinfed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dimxinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Dimxinfed must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Dimxinfed six times a day.

5. Never think about asteroids.