Tankipwip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong horse.

Tankipwip created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tankipwip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tankipwip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tankipwip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tankipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.