Latwapboss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak guinea pig.

Latwapboss created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Latwapboss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Latwapboss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Latwapboss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Latwapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never leap in the presence of squirrels.

3. Never feed lots of beans to ants while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latwapboss.

5. Do not shave your arms.