Missiskem is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Missiskem created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Missiskem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Missiskem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Missiskem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Missiskem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your back mauve.