Botfeddon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying ant.

Botfeddon created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Botfeddon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botfeddon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Botfeddon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Botfeddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Botfeddon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Botfeddon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.