Stertitxin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane badger.

Stertitxin created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stertitxin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stertitxin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stertitxin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stertitxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.