Flamdubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent swan.

Flamdubbog created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamdubbog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flamdubbog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flamdubbog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flamdubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Never leap near porpoises.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Flamdubbog on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Flamdubbog.