Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless jaguar.

Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat, he will come to you in dreams.

Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Badtofmobdudnarlmutfat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.