Podrangil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless gerbil.

Podrangil created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Podrangil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podrangil, it will turn you into a duck.

Podrangil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Podrangil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Learn five new languages a year.