Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring hydra.

Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss, it will make you grow a tail.

Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to whales while wearing trousers.

2. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Flatgutsas Sinlunpas Nanbopdiss.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.