Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise jellyfish.

Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Negfligvabdussweegudzagpog.