Rillwapgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable deer.

Rillwapgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillwapgep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillwapgep, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rillwapgep's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rillwapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about galaxies.