Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent skunk.

Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dunpagdoss Wanjinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.