Zimgilquag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome snake.

Zimgilquag created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgilquag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zimgilquag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zimgilquag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zimgilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not take Zimgilquag's name in vain.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about archaea.