Ragyokcem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless eagle.

Ragyokcem created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyokcem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragyokcem, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ragyokcem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ragyokcem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Ragyokcem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.