Nillflatcar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful dragon.

Nillflatcar created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflatcar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillflatcar, she will laugh at you.

Nillflatcar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nillflatcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always obey Nillflatcar's priests.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about enzymes.