Satnarsug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate hare.

Satnarsug created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Satnarsug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Satnarsug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Satnarsug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Satnarsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Satnarsug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at stars.