Cipnillhas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind skunk.

Cipnillhas created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cipnillhas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipnillhas, it will be very unhappy.

Cipnillhas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cipnillhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always help seals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.