Farnflywatdub is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic
wren.
Farnflywatdub created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farnflywatdub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Farnflywatdub, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Farnflywatdub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Farnflywatdub's Holy Commandments1. Learn five new languages a year.
2. Do not hurt swans.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Always help mice.
5. Always take life seriously.