Farnflywatdub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic wren.

Farnflywatdub created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnflywatdub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farnflywatdub, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Farnflywatdub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Farnflywatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always help mice.

5. Always take life seriously.