Davabtin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless
gnu.
Davabtin created an atom seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Davabtin, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Davabtin, he will strike you with lightening.
Davabtin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Davabtin's Holy Commandments1. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing shoes.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.