Davabtin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless gnu.

Davabtin created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Davabtin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davabtin, he will strike you with lightening.

Davabtin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Davabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing shoes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.