Bunyimlun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane hummingbird.

Bunyimlun created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyimlun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bunyimlun, he will curse you with boils.

Bunyimlun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bunyimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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