Bossnuttyim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast human.

Bossnuttyim created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnuttyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossnuttyim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bossnuttyim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bossnuttyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.