Dodflownull is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish raven.

Dodflownull created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodflownull, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dodflownull, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dodflownull's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dodflownull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about black holes.