Zimweghig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able dryad.

Zimweghig created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimweghig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimweghig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zimweghig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zimweghig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never write about amino acids.