Ceddibsugbarnlaprot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, stupid meerkat.

Ceddibsugbarnlaprot created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceddibsugbarnlaprot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ceddibsugbarnlaprot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ceddibsugbarnlaprot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ceddibsugbarnlaprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Ceddibsugbarnlaprot on top of important buildings.