Popfotzigarn is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless
wombat.
Popfotzigarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popfotzigarn, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Popfotzigarn, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Popfotzigarn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Popfotzigarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not eat parsnips.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. You must never eat turnips.