Fatfabmab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered wombat.

Fatfabmab created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatfabmab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatfabmab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fatfabmab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fatfabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing brown corsets and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing white boots and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.